Reality TV Drama, Science Geeky Stuff and Presents!... None...

Well hello there!


How are we all? Apologies are in order as I've been a tad preoccupied with my fathers surgery. Everything went well and all is good!


So I'm having a real hard time understanding the need for the reality tv dramas!
We have had shows such as: Made in Chelsea
Towie (Geordie Shores)
Some other one
and now Desperate Scouse Wives?!!?!?!
WHY!!!!!!
It really annoys me that people are becoming famous and getting paid millions to be on screen, with no acting ability, with the most annoying personalities and faking it so much but are doing well for themselves.
Now don't get me wrong, well done to them for doing it, but the number of people that watch it and think it's real is incredible! Do people not have enough drama in their own lives?!
Why do people like watching it?! (rhetorical)
I know, I know, humans are curious and stupid and nosey, and love people being put into turmoil, and are all the flaws you see written in the list of sins but what was wrong with sitcoms and dramas on television? Eastenders, Coronation Street , Emmerdale, Hollyoaks and I guess I'll put in Waterloo Road.
Yes I know it's cheaper, to do "reality" tv dramas like said shows, but the fact that people will always say how bad it is and still watch it...
WHY?!?!!?!
ARGH!!!


Ok rant over, and time to go over to some better news, as I'm typing this up Liverpool have gone 2-0 up against Aston Villa courtesy of Bellamy and Skrtel.


More news of a new planet being discovered that maybe inhabitable! yay! New planet to ruin! :D


Another planet in the Kepler-22system has been found to be habitable! However further readings are required to check whether it is actually habitable, IOW, whether we could even stand on the surface or just sink right through to the core and die...
Click here for a more clearer story.


So we have a new camera that records Photons moving.. DAMN!!! light is essentially made of photons moving and bouncing of objects and into our eyes giving us the ability to see objects. Well now this camera has the ability to see these particles!!! can you image how smooth the slow motion video would be!!!!
For a full story check it out here


And continuing with the Science!!!
"Higgs Boson Particle! How did you not get that!" 10 points for whoever got that one! leave your comments below and I will give you a hug :D
Anyway, the possibility of the particle existing has come to light as the scientists at the Switzerland Hadron Collider found bumps on the graph that shows the possibility of the "God Particle" existing.
What does that mean? That's right! I have no idea...


And we yes it is Christmas which means only one thing!!! More suicides, more debt and less christmas lights..?


Apparently Christmas time has an extremely high suicide rate with many people finding themselves not able to participate in the fun of gift giving and become more depressed due to high debts.
People are going further into debt with more companies willing to lend money and with the Christmas festives, more people are considering it.
question is, what's wrong with making a present? Charity shops have brilliant little things that you can put together to make something rather than having to spend a fortune. Also the spoilt little kids that demand extortionate priced gifts for xmas. The number of parents just willingly say ok to their kids after they ask for ridiculous presents such as PS3's, Xbox's and Latest Apple products rather than considering their own financial position. Seriously? A 10 year old kid is currently controlling you?Well done, you succeeded! Now I'm not saying every family is like this but it's scary how kids can get their way these days.
However fair to them, I would have tried the same. Shame my parents were Chinese and very traditional. I wasn't even allowed down to the park that was only 2 minute walk from home 'til I was 14 -.- no joke...




Anyway, that is my random pile of crap for the day, Merry Christmas and I shall see you later!
Andy Lai, Signing Off!

Script, Paris, Burgers,Astronauts and owls!!!

Hello Again! I'm Andrew Lai and this is my blog!!
It's not really a blog but a ranting page full of crap :D


So we start off with my friends visit from Paris :D

She came over and I thought, I'd best be nice! So we went around London, as of course this is my country... only to live in... and in the future completely take over but we'll leave that until then... you have been warned! >.<

Anyway, having gotten my arse to London, it turns out her friends been mugged and handbag is gone! Poof! "Sacre Bleu!!!" I don't even know if that's how to spell it.

WE meet up, apologise for the mugging and welcome them to London, then it occurred to me that considering how close I've lived to London and the number of times I have been to London I just don't know London... At all.

They asked, where should we eat? And you know what... I was more blank than a white board... apparently saying blackboard is racist now even though it is more closer to black than the colour of the skin kinda black... I dunno I just get told these things.

So we're running about looking for a restaurant and the most embarrassing thing is we ended up eating at a French restaurant with visiting French people. Brilliant! This doesn't make me look like an absolute douche -.-

They even wanted to go out in the evening, again, no clue! We ended up heading to Camden on recommendation from a friend and we all strolled over, unfortunately all the places were pretty much packed and the only place we found was a club with three floors which turned out pretty good! Yay!

Anyway long story short, got mugged, don't know London, at French food with French in London, don't know London Night life, I'm a terrible host.

And we're off again!

A new script!!!  I am indeed writing a new script for a sitcom sketch thing!! Yay for me!!!

Collaborating with one of the greater minds of the two, a good and closest friend of mine Perry Garland, you can find his blogs on the links here :

http://perryfishoutofwater.blogspot.com/

http://perrygarlmusings.blogspot.com/

Anyway we decided to work on something, can't give away too much or it would be pointless but my life isn't as exciting so I'm making one up and then Making it exciting! That's how my life is... It's so boring I make my life up.

Before we go onto the next subject, I will say this now, I DON'T KNOW POLITICS AND FOR CRYING OUT LOUD TAKE A CHILL PILL BEFORE YOU READ THIS! I don't want to have to reply to complaint saying I'm being a bigot, egotistic, moronic or anything else, I'm speaking as a person that simply reads a little bit about the news. Wanna cook up a debate, go somewhere else!!! Let the people read!!

Onto some interesting news!!! Riots are exploding all over the world!!! 

OH MY GOD!!!!

Yes it seems as though the economic crisis is causing so much panic and misguided youths to cause trouble that I don't really understand the point of the protests. So these riots are going crazy and I'm giving to ask is it all worth it? Some argue that it isn't doing anything but making the government rush into decisions which could ultimately cause more chaos in the future while others are saying, it's nothing but an excuse to attack the government. I say to the latter, the government hasn't exactly been helping themselves and the way money is controlled, used and abused, I'm not surprised.

People have many theories on which countries will survive through all this, and I have to say, it is the third-second world countries. Then Australia.

Third World countries have always been in poverty so lets we can already assume, hardly any change will happen, second world countries have the ability to adapt to change that is of a decline of technology since they're still developing. And Australia... because it's awesome over there!! They still have land that is untapped! They're so proud of having Australian things that they have enough to sustain their own country. Same as China actually, lets face it everything is made in China so can we really be blind to see China's going to be the next superpower and take over the world?

With Japan backing us up... I mean... backing them... up...

Soon everyone will be forced to eat rice everyday and use chopsticks!!!

How'd you like them apples!!! First things first too! We're taking England, you wanted to screw us the most, well we're taking yours first.

Just so people know, the population of Chinese people are actually a fraction of the Indian population in England. They have 1million here, we're only about 400,000... yeah... big difference in reality. Don't worry white folks, you're still up there...just...

And moving on!!

Dutch scientist have come up with burgers in a lab!! woo!!! Except it's costing £200K to make! SkyNews

Amazingly this is one I don't mind money being spent on, what I'm not sure is whether people would eat it. In a world where everything is based on looks, lets face it, something thats not going to look bloody like beef and looks more like a silicon breast implant not exactly going to be appetising.

I'm not saying no to it, I'd gladly eat it if it turns out ok and doesn't give me the craps for weeks on end. I'm Chinese, we eat anything and everything. I mean everything.

Anyone see that comet/ asteroid the other night? no? Me neither, even though it was that close to earth you still couldn't see it, was weird. Anyway NASA want to find more astronauts even though they have no planes.

OK.

Reason being is they want to be prepared! So if you have a degree in Engineering, Mathematics or Science you can be an astronaut!! Apply now and everyone else will die when the world blows up.... oh bugger...

and to end it all off!!! I wanted to give something cute and fluffy so here it is...

OWLS!!!! THEY'RE SO CUTE!!!!!

Simply put you HAVE TO watch this!! And you will fall in love with owls!!

WATCH THIS LINK BELOW!!!! IT'S TOO CUTE and if you don't like it, then you're just a meanie!!!

Watch it here :D

I'll end it there but it's been fun and once again this is Andy Lai, Signing out! :D

Not for those without sense of Humour.. Seriously... Go Away

Say that, there somethings that should never have been said and somethings you should keep hush. It seems I'm terrible at that whole keeping quiet thing. God recognised that and gave me the inability to explain things. I remember from my days in Durrington First School I had this guy, who would turn out to be my best friend, translate for me. His name was Perry, useful fella at the time. Had the innate ability to explain everything and understand me, but you would be able to when you had a lisp which then came back on us as then people wouldn't actually know what he meant either. Anyway...

... Oh balls I forgot my point.

So I went and visited Manchester last weekend, was a lovely evening, ending in the test screening, was actually liked which was always good. Still I don't think I could be in front of the camera. Still, if someone turned around and asked me to play the lead role in a featured film with a salary that was more than the lottery I'd happily be bent over and be ruined!

No seriously though, who wouldn't, minus the latter...

It was nice to be able to get of Preston and not be fearful of waiting too long at a train station for an hour or taking a coach while someone snores next to you or you end up with a family of four chavvy family with parents that are unable to discipline there children without using the F word or the S word + "ing" as their main suffix. But you know I do enjoy the odd travel, especially on trains. You find some very strange and peculiar people. The last journey I took there was a woman with a pink wig, bright blue eye shadow and stupid amount of glitter on her face. Who would have thought Katie Price would take the train.

When I was on the train station looking aimlessly at the signs pointing to the way out, which was actually in front of me, I noticed the amount of police officers (that's right, there were women present too) that were just stood about. Apparently they were there as a normal day. Police at the train station stood there?! I thought they were some kind of welcoming group of workers dressed authoritatively to sing and serenade you as you leave. That would actually be amazing but instead they'd be standing there with one hand on a gun and another ready to push people back s they can stick their gun in your face, shout at you and say "WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?!!" I know I would if I was given a gun and had some kind of power. Might as make use of it while you can.

They were saying on the deadly 50 or whatever that show was called, that the chameleon was one of these deadly predators. What exactly is so scary, unless they're like ninjas then I'd be terrified. Imagine that, police officers that had the ability of a chameleon. They'd just come out of no where and we'd all be safe :D

Or a Rabbit chameleon! They have brilliant eye sight thanks to all the carrots, with blending abilities they're take over the land!!! Their teeth are stupidly sharp for an animal that only eats vegetable and now they have the ability to stalk the cabbage before lunging in and tearing it to shreds!!! Their moto would actually be Hide and Seek the Leek!!

I just been watching that Philadelphia advert and they were cooking risotto, where the woman actually pronounce it as "rosotto", but the thing is she mentions how if she told her kids they were having leek and rice for dinner...

I'm sorry but why the hell would you separate the whole dish into 2 separate ingredients? AND why mention the vegetable?!?! Just say, we're having a funny chinese meal!!!

We're having rice and leek??? wtf? I'd say that now if my mum told me that!

Speaking of Chinese meals, That Uncle Ben's advert, MY GOD could you be more racist!! Who the hell told them it was a good idea to have chinese people flipping about over sweet and sour rice dish?!?! And why the hell does it show a bunch of Chinese guys as if thy've just come from the flippin circus?!?!?

Personally I'm insulted by that, and they cover it up by using a black guy on the front, its still racist from a black guy!! Just as much as it would be if I called a black guy the N word!!!!

But they like me so I can... well they seem to call me the N word so I assume I can... I could be wrong... I'm slightly afraid to try so I'll stick to calling them sir and madam... just in case.

I've totally lost track of where I was...

Ah the train station at Manchester! So I get off and staring at the police, I don't know about you but when I look about the police, I always feel like doing the Mr Bean thing and pretend I'm a dodgey fella that has something illegal or has some kind of offensive weapon like my face or something. Always wondered what would I do? Run or stand there like a lemming as they come over to tackle me down. that was be awesome!!

Anyway, I get to the Printworks? I think its called, and realise the only thing I recognise is a next store... they are actually everywhere now. It's like the new McDonalds of retail, expensive and you're not really particularly happy once you actually try it. Now next has actually become worse in fact, they've decided people are only allowed 16 hours a week even though they're understaffed and are hiring more people to cover the hours they cut from current staff.

Genius at work there as they're still understaff!!!! They actually lose more customers I swear, I went in about a month ago and saw a group of about 8 women stood wondering about the womens department looking for staff to help with shoes and obviously no one was about, I actually felt the need to help them out and do the job myself. But funny watching them look about like slow motion meerkats. Their heads kind of bobbing about. Think most of them went to River Island after that.

Probably get complaints from Staff of Next if they read this now. "Please hold, you're call is very important to me and you're actually being diverted to a guy who just shouts "I don't give a rats ass" :D

So anyway, from the Print works, I ended up calling Lorna to direct me to the TV21 which was apparently opposite my destination, after a stupid amount of bad signal and the thought that I just repel women with my voice, I ended up at my destination to find more BBC's :D

WOO!!! Go BBCs!!

For those who don't know, it stands for British Born Chinese. Yeah we were thinking of changing althat to EBC just because when we say British to anyone else outside England we get evil stares. European Born Chinese makes us sound more sophisticated, BBC makes us sound ignorant and arrogant. Yeah that's kind of what people stereotype English people as.

Welsh, Scottish and Irish, don't worry you're ok.

Actually no its more of a thing against those from London come to think of it. Foreigners seem to like northerners, just not southerners...hmm... that could be a problem...

Anyway, I got there early anyway and in the back was a small exhibition which featured a few things to were considered art. I've never been the greatest of artistic minds but a machine that was linking pads and pens together so that all you had to do was control one and it would print onto a load of others was a bit odd... since we have printers now-a-days... I might buy one and give them it as a christmas present or something.

You know what I'm getting knackered, I'll finish this another time.

Night guys... It's only 3.43